Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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