Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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