Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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