She's JV to your varsity
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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