i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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