trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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