So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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