Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
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go home
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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