Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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