drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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