we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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