Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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