Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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