I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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