It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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