yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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