We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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