The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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