So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Randomize
