So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you win again, gameday.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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