What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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