the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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