The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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