He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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