Having a random hookup so left but love u
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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