I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I bet he comes in French.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
do herpes really smell.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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