This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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