At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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