dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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