awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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