There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
