i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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