I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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