I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I got inside last night via doggy door
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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