where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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