If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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