it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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