We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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