Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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