We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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