Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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