The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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