it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
The beer is more important than you right now.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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