Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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