so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
he fucked my hip out of place.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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