yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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