I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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