he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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