Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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