super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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