I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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