Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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